THINGS I HAVE LEARNT wise counsel:-

(GOOD-DAY , my Dear Brothers and Sisters) 1. I have learnt that Ladies do not cross gutters or lawns. Ladies use slabs over gutters or parts around lawns. 2. I have learnt that Ladies don’t run across roads. Ladies wait till it’s convenient to walk across.3. I have learnt that ladies do not wear patterned tops over pattern skirts or trousers. Ladies wear patterns over plain clothes in coordinating colours.4. I have learnt that ladies don’t wear brooches with necklaces.5. I have learnt that ladies do not slouch. Ladies sit upright for good posture and also to prevent back pain.6. I have learnt that ladies should always wash their faces at night before going to bed.7. I have learnt that you can wear glasses or sun shades when cutting onions to avoid you eyes watering.8. I have learnt that you can put ice on a chewing gum stain to remove it from fabric.9. I have learnt to smile and compliment others. That may be what would restore hope to someone who is feeling sad.10. I have learnt to always keep my words soft and sweet, just in case I have to eat them back.Coming up: “THE ARGONY OF FOOLISHNESS” (tomorrow being the 30th May, 2012), MAY GOD ALMIGHTY BLESS YOU AND HAVE A WONDERFUL DEMOCRACY DAY.